Our 10-year-old says the most amazingly funny and/or insightful things sometimes.
Last week we were in Target, and she wanted to scope out the bed pillows. So we entered the home decor section and she said "I just wanted a regular pillow! These are the gourmet pillows."
Last month she told me how she thinks it's funny that women refer to their boobs as "the girls". Then said "except for you Mom, because of your breast cancer. Guess you can just say your GIRL and your ADOPTED GIRL".
She'll probably kill me for telling you, so keep this hush-hush!