Monday, August 10, 2009

Some Happy Music

Remember these guys?

Formatting Schmormatting

What happens to blogger after you hit PUBLISH POST?
All those photos and commentary line up just beautifully in preview, but go to sh$t when I hit publish. But you're smart folks - I know you can decipher my meaning.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Random summer photos



Tonight's bounty from my garden: two big cucs, five small sweet onions, 4 good sized plum tomatoes, and PILES of beautiful carrots!! The tomatoes are ripening up as we speak, and soon I'll be able to stew up plenty of plum tomatoes for homemade marinara. The cucs are just getting started, and the carrots are done. I planted more beets, and some more lettuce and spinach for fall.



And now some photos from the Nordic Fest. This is a giant ear of corn, because it WAS Iowa after all.
















The Winneshiek County Democrats of Decorah Iowa, keeping Democracy strong and halting the spread of neo-facism in the Heartland.












Isn't this the most pathetic queen you've ever seen? Her utter disdain for the whole parade scene is just so evident. They need to give those crowns to middle-aged women like me. I'd have whooped it up and given those folks a SHOW!!!









These are local teens doing live modeling in a downtown clothing store. The handsome chap with the green man-purse is my nephew E. By the time I found him that afternoon, he was done modeling. I stated I was really sad because I wanted a photo, so he excitedly said "I'll go back!" which he promptly did and crawled back in the window for his auntie. Isn't he a good boy?




These are the famous Luren Singers from Decorah. It started as a Norwegian mens singing group, but they've lowered their standards and now they'll take Swedes, Germans, etc. Just as long as you're an old guy and can sing, you're in!

Friday, August 7, 2009

So it's come to this

Many thanks to the fabulous Mme Leiderhosen for this film.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

This girl's got balls!

You will never believe this, but it really happened. Our girl Sheletta (blogger, comedian, and radio personality) found out she's expecting, but she didn't learn the old fashioned way. This woman took a pregnancy test ON AIR on August 3rd and gave the positive results right away!!! This woman has some balls, let me tell you. Actually, I prefer a more female-centered expression of strength so let's say this woman has some OVARIES!!!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Harmful and Boring


Geez-a-loo I love Google Image Searches! Just type in some random work like "boring" and see what pops up. It's like a playground, I'm tellin ya!

This one was titled "harmful and boring" - that about sums up my life right now. An extreme state of stress over housing and finances juxtapositioned beside the ever-present laundry, dishes, and family duties.

By day I appear as mild-mannered Mnmom, going about my routine with a smile and a dust rag. Pumping gas in the car, marinating the chicken, running reports at work.

But by night I'm become SUPER-ANXIETY-BROAD! Able to skip entire hours of sleep while staring at the ceiling shouldering wave after wave of panic! Watch her grapple with the dark demons of stress and worry in the cloak of night! See her sidekick JOHNNY C do exactly the same while working endless hours by day! How long can they last before their super powers are eradicated? How will they resist the call of the dark forces??

Stay Tuned!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Answer me this

Here's a question for you. What if we lived in a world where everyone had the exact same access to everything: food, clothing, housing, medical care, goods, transportation, education, you get the picture. No one needs money. The only stipulation is that you had to work 20-40 hours per week somewhere.

Where would you work?