Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Wintertime is here

To be sung to the tune of "Christmas Time is Here" by Vince Guaraldi
Wintertime is here

So cold it hurts my rear

Numbs my nose

And my frozen toes

Sends chilblains through the year

Wintertime is here

Car is full of gear

Ice scraper

And kitty litter

To battle ice and snow

Wind is in the air

Spinning tires everywhere

Hot chocolate by

The fireside

Makes frozen shivers disappearrrrrrr

Wintertime is here

Cannot feel my ears

Frozen snot

But a roast in the pot

Eases chilblains through the year

I "wrote" this while driving cupcake to school.  She said "you think you're pretty funny, don't you?"  Yes I do darlin, yes I do.


Fran said...

You are very funny! And you are back- yay!!

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

It's good stuff. It evoked a series of emotions in me that I'm going to call:
I don't miss living in Michigan.

Coaster Punchman said...

I would understand this if I didn't live in Southern California. Heh heh heh.....