Friday, March 30, 2012

Not much, you?

1. I'm on a weight loss program, eschewing all things delicious, making good choices, and losing about .0000567 lbs per week.  At this rate I'll hit my goal in 2036.  Just in time for the retirement home.

2. Spring is a month early in Minnesota, which has to qualify as a full-on miracle.  Tulips in March up here is a sign of the apocalypse.

3. If I don't win the mega-millions tonight, my girls and I might have to take up prostitution to cover college tuition.  My services will cover a highly select niche market.

4. Rick Santorum is just a nasty little dink.

5. I want one of the food-preparation-thingys from Star Trek where you just tell computer what you want and it slides out from a drawer in the wall.  I wouldn't even mind washing the dishes.

6. Every weekend until late May, I'm making cheesecake and biscotti for the twins' graduation party.  Yes, the same kids that claim I never do anything nice for them.

7. When I win the mega millions tonight, the first 2 comments get $100,000 each.  Dr. Monkey will always get a chunk cuz I know he'd do the same for me.


Kireliols said...

If I comment twice do I get both chunks?
I totally fell off the south beach diet since my ex called last friday and let me know he'd lost his job- I lasted until Sunday and then the stress and the pizza I got for my daughter's sleepover won. Carbs? yeah. We're bffs again.

Kireliols said...

Just checking to see if it works! I should go buy a ticket but I like all both my dollars I have left to my name.

SkylersDad said...

Since I have stopped being able to run, the weight has been slowly creeping up on me. I hate it! Santorum is beyond a whackjob, he is flat out dangerous.

Life As I Know It Now said...

WebMd has a calorie and exercise tracking program that helps one keep track of what goes in the mouth and how much sitting on the butt one is doing.

I won't win the lottery because I didn't play but I hope you are one of the winners.

Churlita said...

Yeah. college tuition is tough. I told my girls I couldn't help them. I just don't have extra money. My oldest daughter got a scholarship that covered her tuition. I just hope my youngest daughter can get some serious Financial Aid.

MommyLisa said...

I didn't win. Which bites, but you know. blah.