Saturday, October 29, 2011

The Scariest Halloween Story EVER!

There was a cruel group of rich guys.  They bought up all the politicians, and got all the rules to go their way.

They lined their pockets with obscene amounts of money.  Then they invented completely bogus financial phantoms called credit default swaps and collateralized debt obligations.  Things so flimsy even your spell checker doesn't recognized them.  They made millions off them while draining pensions.

They took all their power and money, and together with the politicians, stole millions of dollars from taxpayers and forced thousands of hardworking Americans out of their homes.

Then they shipped all the jobs overseas so Americans couldn't work.

Then they lowered taxes on themselves, busted up the unions, and feasted on the flesh of the population.

The end.


MommyLisa said...

so frightful and true.

Churlita said...

Oh, the horror of it all. I'll have nightmares for years...While I'm awake, I'm sure.

Anti-Supermom said...

I'm worried to laugh, is it OK to?

Sheleta said...

It's got me up at night biting my finger nails. Not because the story is scary, but because they done took all the wealth of the middle class and my finger nails are bout all I can afford to eat these days. With a little hot sauce, they ain't half bad!

Hey, e-mail me at MC Hammer. I miss you!!!