Monday, September 6, 2010

Labor Day Post

I'm laboring to come up with a post.
Lots of great ideas floating around, just haven't had time to sit down and put them in coherent words.

So instead you get the ubiquitous list of brain garbage

1. One really great consequence of going bust and cutting up your credit cards?  You never get any catalogs in the mail.

2. Coffee tastes so good in the early morning, before the kids get up.

3. School starts tomorrow, and with it the annual avalanche of checks.  Help me.

4. Wendy Williams is a man.

5. Every straight woman needs at least one great gay man in her life.  Two is even better.  Beyond that you need to start sharing.

6. Our Annual Big Ten Tailgater is scheduled!  Come on down October 16th.  Chili cook-off involved.

7. My youngest wears mascara.  My baby is growing up.  I however am still 27.

8. Aretha Franklin's boobs are getting their own area code.

9. Things you can't blame on Obama: the BP oil spill, the recession, starting the Iraq war, crashing home prices, TARP bailouts, rampant unemployment.  Things you CAN blame on Obama:  continuing the war, continued bailouts, no plans for jobs and homeowners.  Like Kirby says: it's time for him to go full-metal FDR on this economy.


lisahgolden said...

I like the way you did this - random and yet not. Isn't the lack of bulky mail nice? Our youngests in makeup? A kick to the head.

Little Sister said...

HEY! I happen to have much empathy for Aretha Franklin. When it costs close to $100 for one good bra just to be able to wear a normal shirt, you should be entitled to have your own area code, zip code, AND be the MAYOR! Hmmm, that is all I am going to say 'bout that!

Shannon said...

Happy new school year, Margaret!!! Good luck to L. on her first day of her first year of middle school, too. Onward!

Churlita said...

Ha ha. I've never tailgated before. I'm going to try and fix that at the Iowa/Iowa State game this weekend. I'll let you know how that goes...

Life As I Know It Now said...

I need to find a gay guy friend posthaste! :)

Unknown said...

Mascara on the baby? no no no...LOL :). Wendy Williams......I'm on the bizarre. Mr O has some work to do, and I hoe he can do it, we need him. Maybe I need to cut up all my credit cards! Instead I recycle...a ....lot!! Oh and I need a good gay male friend local....mine are all long distance.