Friday, March 20, 2009
I have issues, no really I do
Please tell me I'm not alone . . . . .
1. I can't get to sleep unless I have socks on.
2. When I eat, I take one normal size bite, then another little bite just to the left. I discovered this about a year ago.
3. My head is big and looks completely stupid in hats.
4. I can't take a bath unless I scrub the tub first.
5. If the only creamer available is powdered or plain milk, I'll pass on my beloved coffee.
6. I love mustard.
7. I love people, unless I hate them, which is during all trips to the mall, at Target, in theaters, while driving, in meetings, calling insurance companies, . . . . .
8. I hate it when the woman on the other end of the phone line makes that silly quiet "du du du du du" sound while looking something up.
9. I have to open and smell all detergents, lotions, soaps, etc. before buying them.
10. I can't walk into the bathroom if I have food in my mouth.
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You're one step away from having an OCD.
#10 made me roll on the floor laughing my butt off! I can so relate!
That's funny. I have completely different issues, but issues all the same. I can't wear socks period, unless it's really cold.
I do share the big head thing. A friend of mine and I are always laughing about are huge Irish heads.
You are so funny, and I have so many OCD issues it even gets on my nerves.
#10, so right on! but do some people actually think that would be ok to bring food in there? Wait, does coffee count, because I have a long counter and I often bring in a cup when I'm doing my makeup...LOL
I love mustard also!!!!!!!!
Funny post!
Have a super weekend!!
- Jennifer
I am so with you - #3,9 and 10!!!
I'm with you on # 10
My head is big too. No, it's huge. Oh, and if I only took a bath after scrubbing the bathtub, I'd only be able to bathe on Thursdays. Hmmm.
I'll claim ownership of #7, and mustard. I freaking love mustard.
You crack me up! I don't like to sleep in socks, but I have a hard time sleeping if my shoulders aren't covered by the blanket.
Once a friend told me that he showers before taking a bath. I asked why and he said he hated the idea of sitting in his own filth.
This guy used to put his toilet seat in the dishwasher to clean it. Filth?
You crack me up! I don't like to sleep in socks, but I have a hard time sleeping if my shoulders aren't covered by the blanket.
Once a friend told me that he showers before taking a bath. I asked why and he said he hated the idea of sitting in his own filth.
This guy used to put his toilet seat in the dishwasher to clean it. Filth?
The socks present a quandry...I have to start out with the socks...but once warmed up - OFF they go. Amazing all our "weird" eccentricities.
Hilarious. You may or may not be alone with many of these, but i'm with you on #6, to the extent that several people make a point of giving me mustards for Christmas. Which I rather like.
I'm the opposite - I only can stand having socks on in bed if I'm really, really cold. Otherwise it's annoying.
I'm the same way on #4, #7 and #9!
I have issues, no really I do
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