Monday, November 17, 2008

We're Divorcing

Hubby and I have decided we need to get a divorce.
Cuz then we can get remarried, have a bridal shower, and replace all these ratty old towels we're using. Good plan, eh?

20 comments:

Little Sister said...

And new bed linens - 600 thread count Egyptian cotton, please.

Mommy said...

What about a new frying pan?? I could use one of those too.

:)

michaelg said...

Jesus you scared me for a minute. Don't do that!
Will you wear white the second time around??

FranIAm said...

snort!

You scared me there for a second!!

LOL, good plan. Since I only got married in April 07(late bloomer) I can't pull that one.

Yet!

Bubs said...

Not to mention a hot air popcorn popper and a fondue set.

And don't scare me like that again, please.

Christopher Tassava said...

After the scare of your first sentence, I've decided that you'll get nothing from the Tassavas if you remarry. Nothing. And you'll like it!

Some Guy said...

First the Facebook thing, now this. I'm seeing a whole new evil side to you MNMom. Keep it up!

Missy said...

I missed the first wedding, so this sounds good to me!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I'll send you a towel or two if it will save your marriage.

...tom... said...

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Add me to the 'scared' list..!!

Maybe you could put up one of those 'contribute' linkie things at your blog..?? That would not be too cheezy would it..??

I mean, peeps do it to get breast implants and udder (slaps knee at his horrible pun) stuff ... why not to save the endangered institution of marriage..?!? ...:minism:...


...tom...
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tshsmom said...

NOW you tell me!
I just replaced our 28-yr-old towels and sheets 3 years ago.

Instead of silver and gold anniversaries, we should have towel, sheet, and cookware showers.

Missy said...

You suckered me.

:)

DCup said...

Dang! Wish we had thought of that!

kirelimel said...

You got me! I was so sad. Don't EVER do that again (although, new towels make it seem worth the trouble...)

Shan said...

OK, for a second there I thought you were serious. That post title almost gave me a heart attack. I was all ready to think, OMG if THEY'RE divorcing, we'll never make it! ;)

Um, VERY FUNNY.

Scott J. said...

You just know you're going to receive something that you gave some other lucky couple, years ago.

Sunrise, sunset...

kirby said...

I hear you, sister. I was looking at my towels the other day, and all I have to say is that I'm glad our place is too small for visitors.

Madame Leiderhosen said...

Just register somewhere and hold your marriage for ransom to your blog readers.

I'd be only too glad to knit you a nice yacht or a set of maroon antimacassars.

Johnny Yen said...

Kim and I discovered that our income tax would go down if we were not married, and briefly entertained the idea of divorcing and continuing to live together.

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