There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
- Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
- The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
- Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
- That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
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Placemats! Ha! Sigh.
We are paying too much for basic education in this country and get little in return it seems--just like we pay more for health care but get less care.
We used to be the best country in the world but that was a long time ago.
Those are so funny and sadly, very true.
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