Thursday, January 7, 2010

Wish I'd said that

Quotes from Author and Humorist Jeph Jacques

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

3 comments:

Missy said...

Placemats! Ha! Sigh.

Liberality said...

We are paying too much for basic education in this country and get little in return it seems--just like we pay more for health care but get less care.

We used to be the best country in the world but that was a long time ago.

Churlita said...

Those are so funny and sadly, very true.