Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Thoughts to Ponder
1. How many times can I pass gas at my desk before coworkers start to really notice?
2. How come I think I'm a complete babe, when photos tell a much different story?
3. How come women's magazine stories on your sex life never picture actual women, but rather svelte 18 year olds with boring hair and skinny arms staring lovingly into the eyes of an equally skinny body-hair-less 20 year old male model? Those people don't exist in my world.
4. Chin hairs, WTF??
5. If I always tend to use the 2nd or 3rd stall into a public restroom, then probably everybody else does too. I should use the first stall. It's probably seen fewer butts.