Friday, March 20, 2009

I have issues, no really I do


Please tell me I'm not alone . . . . .

1. I can't get to sleep unless I have socks on.
2. When I eat, I take one normal size bite, then another little bite just to the left. I discovered this about a year ago.
3. My head is big and looks completely stupid in hats.
4. I can't take a bath unless I scrub the tub first.
5. If the only creamer available is powdered or plain milk, I'll pass on my beloved coffee.
6. I love mustard.
7. I love people, unless I hate them, which is during all trips to the mall, at Target, in theaters, while driving, in meetings, calling insurance companies, . . . . .
8. I hate it when the woman on the other end of the phone line makes that silly quiet "du du du du du" sound while looking something up.
9. I have to open and smell all detergents, lotions, soaps, etc. before buying them.
10. I can't walk into the bathroom if I have food in my mouth.

15 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You're one step away from having an OCD.

Beth said...

#10 made me roll on the floor laughing my butt off! I can so relate!

Churlita said...

That's funny. I have completely different issues, but issues all the same. I can't wear socks period, unless it's really cold.

I do share the big head thing. A friend of mine and I are always laughing about are huge Irish heads.

Anita said...

You are so funny, and I have so many OCD issues it even gets on my nerves.
#10, so right on! but do some people actually think that would be ok to bring food in there? Wait, does coffee count, because I have a long counter and I often bring in a cup when I'm doing my makeup...LOL

Jennifer and Sandi said...

I love mustard also!!!!!!!!

Funny post!
Have a super weekend!!

- Jennifer

FranIAm said...

I am so with you - #3,9 and 10!!!

Bubs said...

I'm with you on # 10

Shan said...

My head is big too. No, it's huge. Oh, and if I only took a bath after scrubbing the bathtub, I'd only be able to bathe on Thursdays. Hmmm.

kirby said...

I'll claim ownership of #7, and mustard. I freaking love mustard.

Lisa said...

You crack me up! I don't like to sleep in socks, but I have a hard time sleeping if my shoulders aren't covered by the blanket.

Once a friend told me that he showers before taking a bath. I asked why and he said he hated the idea of sitting in his own filth.

This guy used to put his toilet seat in the dishwasher to clean it. Filth?

Lisa said...

You crack me up! I don't like to sleep in socks, but I have a hard time sleeping if my shoulders aren't covered by the blanket.

Once a friend told me that he showers before taking a bath. I asked why and he said he hated the idea of sitting in his own filth.

This guy used to put his toilet seat in the dishwasher to clean it. Filth?

themom said...

The socks present a quandry...I have to start out with the socks...but once warmed up - OFF they go. Amazing all our "weird" eccentricities.

Christopher Tassava said...

Hilarious. You may or may not be alone with many of these, but i'm with you on #6, to the extent that several people make a point of giving me mustards for Christmas. Which I rather like.

Mauigirl said...

I'm the opposite - I only can stand having socks on in bed if I'm really, really cold. Otherwise it's annoying.

I'm the same way on #4, #7 and #9!

Julie said...

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