Friday, March 20, 2009
I have issues, no really I do
Please tell me I'm not alone . . . . .
1. I can't get to sleep unless I have socks on.
2. When I eat, I take one normal size bite, then another little bite just to the left. I discovered this about a year ago.
3. My head is big and looks completely stupid in hats.
4. I can't take a bath unless I scrub the tub first.
5. If the only creamer available is powdered or plain milk, I'll pass on my beloved coffee.
6. I love mustard.
7. I love people, unless I hate them, which is during all trips to the mall, at Target, in theaters, while driving, in meetings, calling insurance companies, . . . . .
8. I hate it when the woman on the other end of the phone line makes that silly quiet "du du du du du" sound while looking something up.
9. I have to open and smell all detergents, lotions, soaps, etc. before buying them.
10. I can't walk into the bathroom if I have food in my mouth.