Stolen from here:
Conan O’Brien said: “Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has many views. She says she’s opposed to same-sex marriage. Did you know that? Yeah, Palin says everyone knows marriage isn’t for gay people; it’s for pregnant teenagers.”
Then Jay Leno weighed in with: “Well, it’s a very strange political campaign. I mean, out on the campaign trail, John McCain and Sarah Palin are talking about how they stood up to the Republican party, they fought the Republican establishment, and they battled Republicans. Their message: vote Republican.”
and then there’s Conan O’Brien again with:
“Sarah Palin has been getting briefed on what she needs to know to be John McCain’s vice president. The first thing they taught her was CPR.”
But the award must go to Jimmy Kimmel for this one:
“There are only 56 days until the election. I saw that they’re selling Sarah Palin action figures. Sad incident at Toys R Us today - a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony.”
And stolen from Lloyd the carpenter in northeast Iowa:
Sarah Palin = right-wing hairball
2 comments:
Awesome. After reading Frank Rich's depressing op-ed in the NY Times today, this was just what I needed. I hope the Obama campaign reuses that Leno line. It's almost too painful to be true, and yet...
CPR! Ha!
Scariest dolls ever.
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