Oh I feel for you! My Mom would never buy us white clothes and I still hear her voice telling me I'll ruin it whenever I look at something white.
My usual office scenarios: If I have an important meeting, surely I will forget to double check for cat hair on my navy colored shirt. If I plan to be at my desk all day, you can bet I will grab the lint roller right away.
How's this? In June I followed my mother all the way up the aisle to the 3rd pew of the church one Sunday morning. About an hour after Mass was over I noticed that my blouse was on INSIDE OUT! There...feel better?
For a small daily fee, I can make available a four-year-old who scrupulously analyzes every aspect of appearance. She's especially good with jewelry and matching colors.
I once spilled a latte on my shirt on the way to group meeting I had never before attended, for a former job. I had no choice but to go in, pretend I didn't have (or wasn't bothered by) a huge coffee stain on my front, introduce myself, and network. It SUCKED.
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But a loveable loser. Well, mostly loveable. Except when you're earring-less. You're a little less loveable then.
Oh I feel for you! My Mom would never buy us white clothes and I still hear her voice telling me I'll ruin it whenever I look at something white.
My usual office scenarios: If I have an important meeting, surely I will forget to double check for cat hair on my navy colored shirt. If I plan to be at my desk all day, you can bet I will grab the lint roller right away.
If I had a job that would have happened, but the unemployed tend to have very clean clothes! LOL.
BTW, a friend of mine used to say that I owned "the best fed clothing" in the world. If I ate it, I wore it.
Makes me sound pretty attractive huh?
And possibly explains unemployed status...
I forgot to put in my ear rings as well. Dang it.
How's this?
In June I followed my mother all the way up the aisle to the 3rd pew of the church one Sunday morning.
About an hour after Mass was over I noticed that my blouse was on INSIDE OUT!
There...feel better?
If you were the only one, then the world would perfect would exist
We're losers together. I often forget my belt. It's hard to be smart AND pretty.
For a small daily fee, I can make available a four-year-old who scrupulously analyzes every aspect of appearance. She's especially good with jewelry and matching colors.
I once spilled a latte on my shirt on the way to group meeting I had never before attended, for a former job. I had no choice but to go in, pretend I didn't have (or wasn't bothered by) a huge coffee stain on my front, introduce myself, and network. It SUCKED.
Let's just say, most of my clothes are black or chocolate brown for a very good reason.
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