So following the tradition I established last year, here are my 2011 resolutions for others:
For Tim Pawlenty - I will just slink away into obscurity and never expose any constituency to my incompetence again.
For John Boehner - I will step away from the spray tan.
For Elected Democrats - I will read Paul Wellstone's "Conscience of a Liberal" and remember what real populist values are, then act accordingly.
For GOP Leaders - I will spend 6 months living on minimum wage so I can get "in-touch" with real America, since I like to use that phrase so often.
For the homophobes - we will recognize that the gays are over us, and we should return the favor.
For Fate - I will quit slapping around Mnmom and her family, give them their livelihood back, and restore Mnmom's ability to cook in a decent-sized kitchen and time to get some reading done. Large lottery winnings should do it.
For Target Corporation - I will recognize that customers are really pissed off and spending their money elsewhere. I will apologize for all political donations and fire that cretin CEO. I will accept my role as the corporate sacrificial lamb on this issue.
For people who actually watch reality TV - I will quit supporting a media phenomena that has dumbed us down as a nation quicker than any Sarah Palin speech.
For FOX - you really don't have to say it . . . . . . we know.