Anitsupermom has introduced me to a fun new game: DRUNK or a KID? I'll list a few things I've done, and you guess was I drunk or a kid? Disclaimer - before you get any ideas about me being a lush, please know that I haven't gotten drunk since college.
1. Climbed into a large bowl-shaped sculpture and pretended I was cereal.
2. Grabbed an electric fence with both hands.
3. Went skinny-dipping in the closed public pool.
4. Cut a comb out of my hair with pliers.
5. Tore open my Grandma's screen door and ripped the lock out of the frame.
6. Went sneaking through a dark open field only to be scared shitless by a herd of cows.
7. Used an entire roll of scotch tape to make bizarre faces with my sister.