Thursday, June 11, 2009

My Lord, what a morning


I'm getting ready to leave for work, and I'm right on time. My lunch is all packed, my breakfast nearly done, and I'm wearing a swell old linen dress with jewelry that matches perfectly. Houston, we are ready for launch.

I go to grab my lunch box. Horrors, I had forgotten to close it! Who knew the distance from my counter to the floor was as damaging as a drop from the Empire State Building. The yogurt top flew right off and splayed dairy product over a 2 sq. ft. area. The crackers went kamikaze and tore through their ziploc bag to crash and crumble. The soft cheese, against all laws of physics, pushed open its plastic container and rolled across the floor.

As I bent down to attend to the carnage RIIIPPPPP goes the back of my dress. I had split an already weak seam right up to my, well, use your imagination.

I'm sure the rest of the day will be fine. Like they say "Eat a bug every morning and everything else will seem easy".

9 comments:

Mommy Lisa said...

And here I was worried that I got out the door late cuz boo boo la la insisted on a tickle session.

Have a better day~!

Mommy Lisa said...

AND - I have chives blooming, peonies, my daisies are getting their grove on...but, I got like THREE lame Iris blooms and my Stella's are barely greened up! What is going on in YOUR soil???

:)

My hostas are FAB though. ;)

Churlita said...

That sucks. I do find that when I have a really crappy day, the next one seems a million times better in comparison.

Anita said...

I swear, when mornings go like that, I'm tempted to just crawl back into bed and cover my head..........hope it gets better!

Missy said...

Oh! Honey! It can only get better, right?

Lisa said...

Oh my word. That's quite a start to the day. I hope the rest of your day is, um, bug free.

michaelg said...

5 second rule on all the food, right?

Ripped up to your where?

kim said...

This was so funny I had to laugh out loud and read it to my daughter and her friends.

Julie said...

I'm tempted to just crawl back into bed and cover my head....
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