Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Gas Prices Up?
So gas prices are going up again? Just in time for Memorial Day and the summer vacation season. Who is surprised?
What are they going to blame it on this time? John and Kate Plus 8 and their extramarital affairs? Maybe it's the AIG bailout. No, no, it's the price of corn. No, wait, it's Miss California's hatred of gay marriage. No, it's the gays themselves! Maybe it's Elizabeth Edwards' new book. Probably it's Bill Clinton. At the very least they can blame the Socialist/Democrat Black Dude in the White House.
Because, after all, we all know it's not plain old GREED.