1. I want to be the actor in the infomercials that makes common household chores look like a week in a Turkish prison. I want to look all exasperated and blow my bangs off my forehead because these DISHES are just TOO HARD TO WASH BY HAND and therefore I MUST BUY the new DishieWashieGenieWizard! Then I will be immediately whisked off to a wonderland where my kitchen is clean, I have granite countertops, and my acne is gone.
2. I want to be the CEO of a major bank or corporation, run it straight into the ground in a blaze of destructive fire, then walk away with millions in bonus money.
3. I want to be paid by the government to NOT farm land.
Yep, that's what I want.
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
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