Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Hey there! Come on in!

Geez it's good to see you!  You can put your snowy shoes on the rug.  Can you believe this weather?  Summer last week and head first into winter today.

You want sugar with that? oh, and here's the creamer.  You just KNOW I have half-n-half.  And try that pumpkin bread, I made it yesterday.  What are those little crunchy things in pumpkin bread anyway?  No they aren't eggshells, I'm very careful about that.

So how are the kids? Oh that's great to hear.  Yeah your oldest one is a pistol - you deserve sainthood for not sending that one to a foster home.  He's just like his father.  Your Mom doing better?  I was so sad to hear that she'd joined the Tea Party.  Have you scheduled the intervention yet?  Seriously how are you going to survive Thanksgiving at her house?  Does she still pray for Sarah Palin?

Yeah I'm still reeling from the mid terms.  America is one giant mess of stupid people, isn't it?  Does anybody READ anymore?  I can accept that someone disagrees with me, but to be proudly ignorant and have no awareness outside FOX just astounds me.  I really think we need to just split the country in two - we go to our corner and they go to theirs.

Cookies?

What's up here?  Well my twins' room smells like a dead body and we can't figure out why.  Youngest has classmates complaining they can't see around her poofy hair.  The engine light in the van has been on for about a month, and the sliding door pops open at random moments.  Our teeth have all developed problems now that we've dropped dental insurance and I'm down to one good bra.

We need to do this more often, ya know?  Gad it's great to see you!

8 comments:

Missy said...

Thinking of you and your hardworking soul. My good bra just broke. I hope they figure out that smell...

All the best!

kirelimel said...

Bras should be free- nothing is worse than getting down to one bad bra. Of course, we could all revolt and start a National Geographic movement...although, banana boobs are probably more annoying than bad bras. Unless they get so long that you could throw them over your shoulders, braid them down the back? hmm.


I have had too much coffee this morning.

Shan said...

You are hilarious. I feel like I just had coffee with you now! ;)

This reminds me: Remember when we came over last Xmas vacation and you served us some easy treat that had red and green M&Ms in it? What was it? And can I get the recipe? I need that this year!

SkylersDad said...

For those of us who don't bother with them, can you define what is and isn't a good bra?

Mommy Lisa said...

My granny used to take of her bra when it was "just us girls" having coffee and rest them on the kitchen table.

Your welcome.

kirby said...

Sky Dad, a good bra is one that doesn't make you feel as if you've strapped two echidnas to your chest with duct tape.

Churlita said...

Ha ha. Bras are so expensive it's ridiculous.

I hope you don't find the dead body that smell goes with.

And you think you've got it bad? At least your state didn't reelect Braindead.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Thanks for the hospitality.