Have you come to seek the crone's counsel? Let me share the things I've learned . . . . . .
Some microwave popcorn is just destined to burn, No matter what.
Cleaning the kitchen is a thankless, never-ending, mind-numbing task.
Some people just wait for an opportunity to bitch. They live for it. They look for it.
If you live in a small house, don't prepare fresh fish.
Anyone born after 1970 who becomes a smoker is a numbskull.
Teenage daughters will rip out the very heart that loves them fiercely. And yet we still pack them a cold lunch. Only the Great Spirit knows why.
It's true what they say about a man with big hands. He wears big gloves.
Many winters will come and go before Fox News speaks the truth, Beware the Fox.
There is always ketchup in the frig . . . . until you need it.