This will be the first in many mini-installments. I'm blatantly seeking pity and support.
On the way home from dropping TeenTwin #2 downtown, I called TeenTwin #1 on her cell:
ME: "Hi hon, how about you and I go out for a driving lesson?" (Please know she's been begging for this.)
TeenTwin #1: "No, I'm really tired and besides I just don't like you."