Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Sure could have used THIS!


I found this ad in the Sunday paper - probably a KMart circular.
At first glance you might think it's actually a First AirZone trampoline as stated but no . . .
It's a HAPPY MOMMY SUMMER KIDDIE KORRAL!!!!

See how happy that Mommy is? It's because the new HAPPY MOMMY SUMMER KIDDIE KORRAL has solved all her "school's out" problems. Junior will wile away a fun-filled summer inside his protective enclosure. The SafT brand Mesh keeps him well ventilated and allows his skin to soak up all that Vitamin-D rich summer sunshine while Mom relaxes by the pool. On those beastly hot days, the HAPPY SUMMER MOMMY KIDDIE KORRAL can be moved into the shade, or placed conveniently near the lawn sprinkler, keeping your lawn and little one hydrated!

Just toss in the pb&j to keep those kiddos fed while they get their exercise on the trampoline mat. The exclusive soft covering also promotes long hours of napping. And the best part? The entire enclosure can be hosed down in under two minutes! It's so easy, you can get your teenagers to do it!

Comes with accessories such as THE HAPPY SUMMER KIDDIE KORRAL Hook-on water bottle, the KIDDIE KORRAL Toilet Tissue multi-roll dispenser, and the HAPPY SUMMER KIDDIE KORRAL mesh extension kit.

9 comments:

Christopher Tassava said...

Rice County Child Welfare & Family Protection just called with some questions. I had just hung up on them when the Army called to see whether I'd give them a reference for a new commandant at Guantanamo - someone who has some expertise in confinement and who also has few inhibitions about using that expertise. Don't call them - they'll call you.

kirelimel said...

I want two.

Bubs said...

I don't know. That mom still looks like the stress has caused her to drop about 50 pounds. Someone give her a cookie.

Shan said...

I want two also, plus a third as emergency backup in case anything happens to the one of the first two. Then I also want a chaise lawn chair, a big old iced coffee with plenty of creamy goodness mixed in, a book, and some earplugs. Happy Summer!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

the next stop for that kid is reform school and the mother's next stop is the nearest bar.

kim said...

Absolutely sister. Could I get one husband sized for Mr. Yen?

Katie said...

*laughs* I thought the same thing when I saw that picture.

Missy said...

LMAO! The post and the comments. WOW.

Gail said...

That's hilarious. Because you wouldn't want them to fall four inches down! Sheesh. That's the funniest part, when they fall, doncha think?