Sunday, March 9, 2008

Ewwwwww on so many levels.



Big news - Naked Sushi has come to the Twin Cities. The Temple Restaurant is hosting the event where for $75 a pop you can eat your raw fish and seaweed off nekkid models.

I don't get it. I don't want my sushi anywhere near someone else's uncovered skin and hair except the hands of the chef. This time the Emperor REALLY has no clothes. I'd almost pay money to watch bizarre wealthy people eating that sushi and pretending this isn't the most insane, pretentious, and downright weird thing they've ever done. Guess it's all the rage in Japan. Well, they can keep it. I'll stick with a plate, thank you.

18 comments:

laurie said...

i think sushi is gross enough all by itself.

laid out on a naked body is gilding the lily--that is, grossing the gross.

michaelg said...

Why would you want to eat food off of any naked stranger? Clive Owen would be an exception though. Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

Missy said...

Agreed.

kirelimel said...

I would insist that my "plate" have a brazillian before I was served on her. Really, now.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

It depends on who the sushi is on. Salma Hayek, yes, Lindasy Lohan, hell no.

Cheesecake Maven said...

Just as long as there is no viagra roll! Hee, hee, hee.

Okay, let's start the puns here, I'll go first:

I wonder if the models get cold? Someone should check their 'tempura'!

or

When the sushi chef placed the unagi roll on the model's breast, she 'eeled' with delight!

Scott J. said...

It was an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny
Yellow polka dot sashimi

Missy said...

LOL scott j!

Peeps are political and liberal! So is seed art at the state fair. Too liberal to publish in the paper I guess.

Mnmom said...

Scott that's hysterical!!!

Wonder if anyone uttered these:

What smells like fish?

Try the California Roll - it's fabulous - yes, down there by my right nut.

Now THAT'S an eel roll!

Cheesecake Maven said...

Okay, combining this with today's blog, I'm thinking about Pickled Ginger!

or

The American businessman enters this sushi bar, sees the models and immediately says to his host in very badly pronounced Japanese "Iwana Fuki!" So he's served his char with vegetables, but that is not what he had in mind!

Cheesecake Maven said...

Sushi served on nude models? Oh, that is just plain ika!

Cheesecake Maven said...

Nice Buta!

Scootah said...

Too much raw humor for me~ Badda Bing.

Cheesecake Maven said...

hee hee hee, that was a good one Scootah!

Mnmom said...

Nori in my life have I heard such good puns.

Cheesecake Maven said...

These puns leave me speechless, they leave me Ahi-no-takaki!

Mnmom said...

Oh, quit your wasabing!

Mike said...

Maki this idea go away!