Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Kidney Humor


I love google images. Just typed in KIDNEY HUMOR and kept myself amused for about 15 completely wasted minutes. I'm pathetic.

Home with a bladder/kidney infection from who knows where. What a pain, like I have time for this. But I did get some narcotics out of the deal.

Not much to say whilst I recuperate. There's a large green electric box at an apt complex nearby with a long rust stain that looks like the Ayatollah Khomeini. Hope I don't set off an international incident with that observation.

Had an argument with youngest daughter about why she DOESN'T think she deserves the moniker Contrary Mary. And she proved my point by taking the exact opposite viewpoint of everyone nearby. No she didn't! Yes she did!

ION television has replaced our nightly Criminal Minds ritual with 2 hours of Ghost Whisperer. That drivel makes me insane. Jennifer Love Hewitt gets to have one continuous emotion through every episode. And the sets and scenery are so overly designed and color coordinated. Not that Criminal Minds was anything lofty, but GW is everything I can't stand about television.

Me and my kidney are going to sit tight, take our antibiotics, and be back soon with more.


10 comments:

Shan said...

I love you and your observations. :) Get well soon!!! p.s. operation weekly babysitter is being stymied by ten million crises and problems. Sigh. :(

SkylersDad said...

We used to watch Ghost Whisperer until we realized that it is the same damn story retold again and again. Plus everyone else wears coats, but not Jennifer. How can you possibly hope to bring the spirits towards the light without showing off your rack?

Churlita said...

What a drag. I hope you feel better soon. I had a kidney stone once and that was enough to send me over the edge. I did find out that codeine makes me puke, so I guess it was at least educational. Hee hee.

kirby said...

If you drank more vodka cranberries you wouldn't have had this problem. Just sayin'

Mnmom said...
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Mommy Lisa said...

Bummer.

My friend got a Hello Kidney CAKE after his kidney transplant in December.

michaelg said...

Narcotics? Share!

Missy said...

Goodbye Kidney infection!

育奕希德 said...

Well done!........................................

nurul iman said...

Thank you very Steady info ... hopefully more successful.
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