I'm waiting to hear the following . . .
From a GOP member: "Now people, cool it with the death threats and the stupid accusations of death panels and forced euthanasia. You're just proving we're all wingnuts! Some of us have an education, and some brains, and we need to discuss this matter like adults!"
From my kid's friend's parents: "Hey, how 'bout we split the driving? We drive one way and you drive the other?"
From Sarah Palin: "I must admit, I'm just really not qualified."
From our mortgage company: "We finally understand what you've been saying all along! We'll stand to keep thousands by renegotiating your loan!"
From my kids: "Mom, I'm really sorry I've been such a pill. How about I make dinner tonight?"
From my employer: "We've decided you are all valuable, and all this talk about layoffs will end right here, right now."
From my neighbor: "We're going to be keeping our yappy dogs inside more often, and definitely after 10pm. You need your sleep!"
From President Obama: "We freakin won! Enough of trying to appease these yahoos! We're going ahead with what's right and what's decent, and they can just sit on their thumbs and spin."
From Rupert Murdoch: "What have I done?"
From Dick Cheney: "I have a few things to get off my chest. Start the tape recorder."
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As usual, I love it, love it, love it. I am laughing out loud here in my bed at 11 p.m. :)
Don't hold your breath waiting tho hear that stuff. Especially the one from your kids.
Love it! Send me the yappy dog sammich and you'll get all the sleep you need.
Dick Cheney: "Oh, No! Not pink! Oooow, oww, oooohhhh no! ouchie, ow ow! please stop! Ow! Please! Ow! ow! STOP! OH, please stop!!!"
I can chime in with a resounding "hell yes" on everyone of these. I sometimes wonder about politicians in our country, especially the GOP, where do they stop?
I needed to read that today. Oh my yes. And just when we thought things were bad enough, Michelle Bachman was quoted yesterday as saying she might run for President. no joke. Saw it on TV so it must be true. snark.
Perfect. Why don't people just tell us what we want to hear?...And then follow through too.
Well, the news did say something that was nice to hear...Bob Novac, anyone?
stand back, I may get struck by lightning.
It's a nice thought. Wish I felt more optimistic about the future though.
BTW, I really dig this orange layout of yours.
Oh yappy dogs! I hope you get to hear at least one of these things!
I loved it .....It's a nice thought.....
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