How in the world did I get sick so soon after my Holiday O'Influenza??!!
I'm down again, but this time I get aches so bad it hurts to use the potty. And a fever of 102. You could cook an egg on me, but please don't because every inch of my skin hurts. I had read that Hot Toddies are good for this, so I mixed up a bit of tea, honey, lemon, hot water, and whiskey. It tasted like compost juice, but I drank it down. Just felt sicker and a bit stupid.
I've been laying on the sofa slipping in and out of conciousness. Property Brothers and Mike & Molly have entered my sick dreams, where coworkers insist that I choose the granite for the new office space even though I'm clearly in my pajamas being arrested for smelling so vile.
I need a magic immune system bullet.
1 comment:
Hey, At least you're funny when you're sick. I just whine. I hope you are feeling better now.
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