2. Spring is a month early in Minnesota, which has to qualify as a full-on miracle. Tulips in March up here is a sign of the apocalypse.
3. If I don't win the mega-millions tonight, my girls and I might have to take up prostitution to cover college tuition. My services will cover a highly select niche market.
4. Rick Santorum is just a nasty little dink.
5. I want one of the food-preparation-thingys from Star Trek where you just tell computer what you want and it slides out from a drawer in the wall. I wouldn't even mind washing the dishes.
6. Every weekend until late May, I'm making cheesecake and biscotti for the twins' graduation party. Yes, the same kids that claim I never do anything nice for them.
7. When I win the mega millions tonight, the first 2 comments get $100,000 each. Dr. Monkey will always get a chunk cuz I know he'd do the same for me.
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If I comment twice do I get both chunks?
I totally fell off the south beach diet since my ex called last friday and let me know he'd lost his job- I lasted until Sunday and then the stress and the pizza I got for my daughter's sleepover won. Carbs? yeah. We're bffs again.
Just checking to see if it works! I should go buy a ticket but I like all both my dollars I have left to my name.
Since I have stopped being able to run, the weight has been slowly creeping up on me. I hate it! Santorum is beyond a whackjob, he is flat out dangerous.
WebMd has a calorie and exercise tracking program that helps one keep track of what goes in the mouth and how much sitting on the butt one is doing.
I won't win the lottery because I didn't play but I hope you are one of the winners.
Yeah. college tuition is tough. I told my girls I couldn't help them. I just don't have extra money. My oldest daughter got a scholarship that covered her tuition. I just hope my youngest daughter can get some serious Financial Aid.
I didn't win. Which bites, but you know. blah.
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